Getting Catfished On Whisper

He was short with a big penis.

I shall preface this tale by telling you, amazing reader, that I am an impulsive being who will think of numerous stupid things to do if left alone.

So I was sitting in my dorm room one Friday night feeling especially lonely. I don’t think I had classes that day but spent the Friday as I normally spent Fridays, waking up late and in a daze, eating a massive amount of food in the dining hall, and then going on Omegle. As the sun was setting and the evening was turning into night, I began to feel restless. I was thinking wow I really want to do something reckless, so I did.

We exchanged selfies on Whisper.

Whisper is an app that I continually troll, but I continually go on, so I really brought this on myself.

I have to say that night I was dying for attention, specifically male attention, and I was determined to fulfill that desire.


I thought nothing of giving this guy my address, because really he did not know my address, he knew my residence hall address, that’s it. When I went downstairs to meet him, he was standing there, wearing flip-flops, sweats, and drinking a frappuchino. He was also, as I said, nearly half a foot shorter than me. Standing there, he was basically embodying all of the guys I disliked in high school.

When we got to my room, he showed me the weed. Oh YES, now I remember the original reason I invited him there, it was the weed. I posted that I wanted to smoke weed with someone (I at the time had never smoked weed), and he responded.

I told him I did not really want to do anything but smoke. Yet, I found myself letting him kiss me, letting him lead me to MY bed. As I lay there on my back, and he was hovering over me, I thought to myself wow, I really feel nothing.

At the time, I questioned whether I was asexual.

After that night, I really did feel asexual. The only thing that vaguely turned me on about the encounter was the thought that I was turning him on. Power turns me on. There, I said it.

So my Whisper friend proceeds to raise my legs up, suck my nipples, and I am still feeling nothing. Meanwhile he keeps asking me does that feel good.

After I finally told him I was not feeling it, whatsoever, and after I dismissed him, and only AFTER I was lying in my bed feeling stupid did  I come to two realizations.

1. Always ask for a full body picture when exchanging pics with internet people you plan on meeting irl. 

2. I require an emotional connection with someone before becoming physically intimate with them.

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  1. I hadn’t realized until this post how much your writing style lends to these. At first glance there are a lot of choices I would do differently, but I noticed while reading this post that it really does give them a feeling I don’t think I could accurately capture myself.

    I had a somewhat similar experience with questioning my sexuality when I found myself in a gap between relationships and still completely uninterested in the idea of casual hookups with strangers. It works for some people, but I think the part of me that enjoys pleasing a partner doesn’t quite engage when it’s someone I hardly know, so at the very least I’d have to like someone enough to consider them a friend before sex with them would be fulfilling.

    Also, it’s interesting that power turns you on. I think over half of my friends are like that (and certainly my last romantic partner was) but I’m pretty much the opposite. Is there any reason behind it for you, or has power just always been a turn on for you?

    1. Haha lends to what? I am curious to know 🙂

      Yeah, I realized that I could not engage when I didn’t know them like that. And yes, power definitely turns me on. Hmmm you asked why is started for me. Well, I think it was me knowing that there were/are a limited number of situations where I can feel powerful or have ever felt like I had some type of power, so when I realized I had this power during sexual interactions, it would make me feel happy to the point of euphoria. This is the only way I can describe it right now. Thanks Alex again for reading and leaving insightful comments 🙂

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